9.19.2008

Ten Things I won't say from the stage... After this weekend

ok. so there are a few things I refuse to say on a CF stage or any stage in general. They're not necessarily profane (not at all really) but i am choosing not to use them after this sunday out of sheer awkwardness. So here we go, the ten things you won't here me utter from the stage...

1. Jank
2. Poopy Pants
3. Sloppy wet Kiss 
4. To do me from the inside out 
5. Gehzunteit 
6. Bosom
7. Sexual depth
8. Phallic
9. Dirty Bobby (i'm not sure either)
10. Jesus or Die

Trust me this is for all of our own good.

2 comments:

Zaheer said...

I am glad you are abandoning #3 because I think Jesus cringes a little bit every time a worship leader gets to that line of the song. And as for #10, since you don't give the invitation, you have no business saying that anyway. Leave that to Jorge or whatever Spanish speaking person that happens to be on the stage, standing or lying down.

Ileana said...

Haha, well I recognize "Dirty Bobby" from either Brandon but most likely Jake. As for number 10? C'mon... that brings back such good times!