on one fateful sunday morning, i was loading up my car and preparing to head down to church. It was humid and moist that morning, and i live near a mangrove, so you can imagine that there were plenty of mosquitoes hanging around. I managed to walk from the front door to the car and back three times without getting bit... that's an accomplishment.
but as i opened the driver's door and entered my vehicle, one brave mosquito followed me. I noticed him right as i started driving and out of compassion, i opened the window to shoo him out. "Ok mister mosquito, i don't want to hurt you. Run along and suck on someone else's blood" i said. But he refused to leave. So i decided to play hard ball.
He hid in between the windshield and the dashboard so i decided to 'smoke or freeze' him out. So i turned my AC all the way up and changed it to the windshield setting.
He felt it!!!
he started flying around like mad. So i opened up the window and gave hime the same option: "Ok mister mosquito, i don't want to hurt you. Run along and suck on someone else's blood"
It had appeared that he flew away, because i had to take my eyes off of him for a second because I almost crashed.
I was good. I went by the PB campus to grab my guitar and i was headed for homestead. I get on US-1 and at quail roost, that stinking mosquito comes back! He never left.
Dang his persistence.
one last time: "Ok mister mosquito, i don't want to hurt you. Run along and suck on someone else's blood." And he doesn't go... now it's time for him to GO!
I put the window back up. And now i have blood on my mind. I cranked the AC and he starts squirming again. So i'm watching him fly all around my windshield and i'm ready to pounce. On three i'm gonna squash him...
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BAM!!!!! Crack!!! simultaneously as i strike the mosquito, my windshield cracks!!!!!!
ugh! i immediately begin laughing hysterically. Why, you ask? i didn't even kill the bug... i missed.
he bit me before the car ride was over
1 comments:
LOL thats hilarious....
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